Date Available for Adoption: 04-25-2024
I am a 2 year old, Neutered Male, Shit Tzu Mix.
They call me Romeo… Get comfy, I’ve got alot to say.
First, let’s be clear. I’m a big dog in small legs.
I’m no joke and I’m no pillow sitter.
I think they got some call signs mixed up. I identify as Tank.
Next. I have concerns about these scrubs coming at me with these knives. Nope not today folks. I’ve been taking care of myself for a bunch of time now (2 years) and I don’t need no knives coming at me. We will get back to that later.
Where was I….oh yeah. I had people before I was politely dropped here in this dogtel motel but they were UNTRAINABLE.
You heard me. I couldn’t do a thing with them no matter how much I tried to tell them dangers were everywhere. Would they listen? Nope!!
They are on their own. A 20 pound big dog can only do so much. Then you just have to let them go. So I’m on the market. Yupper pupper! I’m a single guy looking for love. But I don’t want to be suffocated. I like things slow and on my terms. I have teeth and like to show them when y’all come in hot like I’m a toy.
Back Off, I’m a scientist. I like nature and walks and doing stuff. I’m like neighborhood watch.
Nothing gets past me.
🐶Am I a nice guy?
You bet! I try anyway, when people follow my rules of GO SLOW!
❌And please – no small people. There is a fluffy kid right down the isle that just loves those kids. I’m ready for mature relations please.
So to recap.
✔️Ready for love.
✔️Older people only.
✔️Get me out for exorcise and potty.
✔️Housetrained.
✔️Crate trained
✔️I’m trained for to sit and stay. That’s as far as I go. ✔️Looking for patient, experienced trainable people that will help me be my best self.
✔️I talk. I plan to talk. If you don’t want to hear what I have to say try feeding me chicken.
🐶 depends on who they are. We will have to see about how I feel about dogs.
😼 cats… maybe if I have to.
❌ no kids
❌ vets approach with caution.
❌ strangers approach slowly until trust is formed.
✅Adorable obviously!!! I travel light, pretty sturdy. Great sense of humor.
🏁 best friend with spunk!! Please form a line here ⬇️ for interviews.
Bribes accepted Chicken flavor please!!!
